Recipe for Car Maintenance
Recipe for Miles of Smiles
Smooth Sailing
Purchase 4 new tires – only C & G tires will work. Have professionally mounted & balanced – again only at C & G
Enjoy miles and miles of smooth motoring all the while thinking WOW am I smart or what? And sooooo good looking too!
Stop the Screech
Take 1 car that, when braking, sounds like a cat trying to claw its way out of a large metal trash can.
Stir in your wife, husband, significant other or whomever to the front seat. This person is who insists on giving driving suggestions, instructions or commands.
Add an overnight trip to see his/her/it/s uncle Wilburn – currently serving 8-10 for excessive stupid
The day before leaving fold in brake repair – of course at C & G – that delivers safe, quiet, effective braking.
Remember to lower the volume on the radio that you had turned up to cover the screeching.
Let cool and you’re on your way
Hot to Trot
It’s the middle of July, 102 degrees in the shade and not a tree in sight. Windows won’t go down and…. Well… A/C decides this is the perfect time to stop working
Know it all Mother in Law says cousin Slim in an expert mechanic, so busy he has 2 trees aka shady tree mechanics.
Slim slides into Wally World and picks up an A/C mechanic in a can, you know, the sure fire fix as seen on TV.
Slim begins installation, but since directions are covered with tobacco juice, (he’s a snuffer), he hooks to wrong fitting. These results in pressure being pumped into can from the cars A/C system. Can explodes and Slim takes off. When last seen hiding under neighbors’ barn. Right about now is when you think, I should have called C & G. Call made, A/C fixed and all is right in your world.
Remember – If your car is running crappy, C & G will make you happy!